Natalie.
Let’s each some Michaels

Guys don’t you just love how Nacho is a name in Spain….like they find Nachos an odd concept cause it’s like they named a food after a person’s name…like “let’s get some Michaels for da partay jose”

FUCKING BULLIES MAN.

MA FACE

DERP LIFE AND GAY SPACE TAXIS

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

ill-never-tell-you-how-i-feel:

tumblr on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/18hMvSY

hahahah I was waiting for alex to find this

ill-never-tell-you-how-i-feel:

tumblr on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/18hMvSY

hahahah I was waiting for alex to find this

therealalexbertie:

The boys and myself try Kool-Aid!

hahahahhaa Sean’s face omg this is a guide of things you should never however which you invaribly will do with Kool-Aid

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
** UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
quotesfashionandlife:

✿ more here ✿

hahahah it looks like she’s just saying “myah myah myah myah”

quotesfashionandlife:

✿ more here ✿

hahahah it looks like she’s just saying “myah myah myah myah”

friendly-giant-mushroom:

castielyousonofabitch:

postmodernismruinedme:

vardaesque:

unusualjourney:

what-rabbit-hole:

“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”

Interesting.

also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope

image

the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

what a badass

It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

He was like the Renaissance Robert Pattinson

omfg “He was like a Renaissance Robert Pattinson” YES

ja-mbles:

oncomingbeth:

epicluna:

NO
STOP
IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO READ A BOOK
AS LONG AS YOU ARE READING IT DOES NOT AND SHOULD NOT MATTER WHERE OR WHEN OR HOW LONG YOU TAKE TO READ IT
STOP SHAMING SLOW READERS

i read read a book in a day or i can read a book im a year

“It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop.”

ja-mbles:

oncomingbeth:

epicluna:

NO

STOP

IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO READ A BOOK

AS LONG AS YOU ARE READING IT DOES NOT AND SHOULD NOT MATTER WHERE OR WHEN OR HOW LONG YOU TAKE TO READ IT

STOP SHAMING SLOW READERS

i read read a book in a day or i can read a book im a year

“It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop.”