Guys don’t you just love how Nacho is a name in Spain….like they find Nachos an odd concept cause it’s like they named a food after a person’s name…like “let’s get some Michaels for da partay jose”
If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…
ill-never-tell-you-how-i-feel:
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hahahah I was waiting for alex to find this
The boys and myself try Kool-Aid!
hahahahhaa Sean’s face omg this is a guide of things you should never however which you invaribly will do with Kool-Aid
“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
Interesting.
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
He was like the Renaissance Robert Pattinson
omfg “He was like a Renaissance Robert Pattinson” YES
NO
STOP
IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO READ A BOOK
AS LONG AS YOU ARE READING IT DOES NOT AND SHOULD NOT MATTER WHERE OR WHEN OR HOW LONG YOU TAKE TO READ IT
STOP SHAMING SLOW READERS
i read read a book in a day or i can read a book im a year
“It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop.”




